You can rock your baby on your belly without moving your own body (flab is fab!)....
You cannot remember which "milestones" go to which child "I know one of them slept through the night at 6 weeks, just I don't remember who"......
You cannot remember the last night you actually slept through the night......
You cannot remember much of anything.....
You actually could start a sports team......
You must make madatory stops at every available rest room just to make sure everyone has gone.....
It would be cheaper to buy the airline than to fly anywhere......
You average only one to two adult conversations a week.......
Bath time uses more water than your average swimming pool.......
You are brought to tears when your kids awaken the house before 6am for the 54th consecutive morning......
You NEVER struggle with insomnia......
You ALWAYS feel crazy (even just a little bit)........
Food really does cost an arm and a leg.......
You recognize sounds you never imagined you could or would......
You actually think making lists of silly things you deal with and that make you laugh are funny........
