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"You know what, Mom, if you put syrup on anything thats burnt it tastes just like bacon. You really should try it. Put syrup on something that's burned and it will taste like bacon." .....Kace.
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I can see your whole imagination.....Gresham.
Oh yeah. How.....Momma.
With my mind......Gresham.
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Why did the baby cross the road.....Petra..
Wow baby girl thats not a good joke the baby could have been hurt.....Gresham.
Why did the chicken cross the road......Gresham.
Why.....Petra.
Because of the fart pillow......Gresham.
You know these jokes are genetic right......Daddy.
Not my genetics.......momma.
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Petra when you grow up would you want to marry a boy who acts like Silas........Daddy.
No.......Petra
What about a boy who acts like Kace.........Daddy
No.......Petra
What about a boy who acts like Gresham.......Daddy.
No.........Petra.
Why not.....Daddy.
I wanna marry a men.......Petra
Good idea baby girl......Daddy.
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"Daddy, I know how momma got to Virginia!"....Kace.
"Oh yeah, how?" ....Daddy.
"She fell (or jumped the records differ) off a bridge in Pennsylvania and she landed on a tire. Then she rode the tire down the river all the way to virginia. Then she stopped, went to school, got a job, and got you daddy, right?!"...Kace.
"How did daddy meet momma, when she's floating down the river?" ...Daddy.
"He saw her floating in the river!" ....Kace.
"Where did she get the tire?"
"From her car. She took it off her car, jumped in the water and floated down to here."...Kace....thats not exactly how I remember it....
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